Is sex on the menu?


chickenlovesex copy “Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.” -Swami X

This thought came to me while I was in a restaurant with a friend. We witness something that we think would only happen in some foreign countries and never in our slightest imagination did we imagine will ever happen in India. But it did happen in India! That too in Jorhat!! The details of it better keep it secret. Oh! Wait it was like watching  XXX movie in 3D that too in a restaurant. I never knew how eating titties and pizza at the same time could be so tasty.

I got nothing against this kind of act in a restaurant. What I got a problem with is the new relationship boyfriend-girlfriend myth! You know the new relationship myth? There is this myth that’s being perpetuated throughout society. The new boyfriend-girlfriend myth is we are doing this to make our relationship grow stronger and make it lasting!

Every dating book in the world gives this advice, but it bears repeating here: Don’t make your life about finding a boyfriend or a girlfriend because it’s like watching a pot of water boil. It will be frustrating and seem never ending if you focus on it too intently. And, when you do find one, don’t make him or her the center of your universe either. A boyfriend or a girlfriend should be a compliment to your already happy life, not the driving force.

As of all that still, boys and girls in our society have such a sad time together; sophistication demands that they submit to sex immediately without proper preliminary talk. Not courting talk — real straight talk about souls, for life is holy and every moment is precious. But when hormones are raging, it is very easy to confuse lustful urges for feelings of true love. The sense of desire brought on during puberty is new and it can be hard for a teen to know what to do with it.

Many teens especially girls (because boys are ready to jump to it) make the mistake of giving in to their urges without thinking things through. Sex is more than just a pleasurable act (as they say it); it is a physical risk and an emotional gamble.

One must remember and understand this. Having sex is not about what others think of you, but what you think of yourself. You are the one who has to live in your skin so only you should dictate what you do with it. It is always OK to say no to sex. You should never go against your inner guide. I know as I write this, there will those of you sitting in front of your computer screen thinking “Well, I’m none of those things.” But are you?

Girls may say the darnedest things, but boys are often worse. I’m not sure if it’s a tact gene that’s missing from the Y chromosome, but most dudes I know have some of the biggest mouth when it comes to saying things. So, girls never for one single second of your pathetic life think that you are save from everybody knowing about your little secret adventure just because you trust your boyfriend. And, you never know what a sad sight it is for us to see you trying to look as if nothing has ever happened to you and trying your best to look and act like Virgin Mary after we know every detail about you. This is a crock of shit! So, remember this, when and if your boyfriend ask you for it, never even if threaten give in, but fight and don’t ever give up, it ain’t that big to cover it too!

I wondered how young teens with minimal life experience could possibly fall into this trap?Because I have seen many boys and girls with their arms torn out, their legs ripped off. But there is nothing like the sight of an amputated spirit. There is no prosthetic for that. You think you’re merely giving something to please your boyfriend-girlfriend, but I say you are executing your own soul and why?

Girls please remember this is what your boyfriend/partner wants from you: A cook in the kitchen, a Victorians secret in the bedroom, a cabela model in the field, a maid at times to serve him, etc. It all goes back to ancient history and the times when they want to be served!

Remember ladies a simple ‘yes’ or ‘no’ justify your future and sex is never the key ingredient for a successful relationship. Don’t let all your boyfriend appeals fool you right now it’s just a trick to get your mind of the conscious world and dominate you.  

Don’t let him get ever near it. If he did get what he is craving, then make sure he gets it for the rest of his life and let no other things get him.

Perhaps, if sex is on the menu don’t you ever think of walking away because he has a big slippery mouth! If you know what I mean!! Yeah, half the women in here are grossed out because of this blog post and the other half are in a loving relationship.

(Jorhat, 24th June, 2013)

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