The things that should not be

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It’s approaching the end of another half a month. What a month it’s been: the exams, the not like the IJASSDIE previous blog posts of not so many blog posts, Jonathan gets stuck to study for his semester exam and possibly the most non stylish monkey to ever walk this planet shopping for his summer dress. But, alas, there has been some things that have really got under my skin (dip-dye anyone?). So, to fuel my angst and irritability, I have made a list of them. There were probably more than 20, but I didn’t want to upset myself even more. Feel free if you ever have one to add to the list below or in the comment box.
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Rock you like a hurricane: Relationship


Hell week starts next week because we will have our semester exam so, maybe this will be my last blog post before mid-June. I wrote on my Facebook status that I will blog about my new girlfriend, but something inside me tells me to stop playing with madness so I better not blog about whoever she is! There is this thing which keeps me awake night after night: ‘Relationship’ which I will rather blog about.

Relationship, oh Boy!

Most of us can function normally day to day, but when we see someone attractive across a crowded room. We become locked into a catatonic state: ‘Frozen Behavior’. It happens to everyone. Maybe it’s happening to you right now as you read this on your laptop or mobile phone. See that pretty girl? Go talk to her. See what I mean?  If you like the person and want to get to know them better, you have no choice but to proceed.  Let’s consider you talked with her make a little eye contact put a little bass in our voice, proposed her and she accepted your proposal. Well then it’s very good, really good, a job well done I must add.
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Life in a fishbowl


Life in a fishbowl or Living in a fishbowl could mean two things and I think it depends on how we want to relate it to our lives.

It’s like living inside a box- not taking any risks, not doing anything exciting and not taking any chances. From the point of view of a fish: watching others live their life and have fun, while you don’t. And, maybe feeling like you can’t do anything with people watching and judging your move.

On the contrary, it could mean living your life on display for everyone to see. Like how everyone can see what the fish is doing in its home from the outside. It doesn’t mean sheltered or boring, just front-page news so to speak, or constantly under scrutiny by the press or others.
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Jonathan makes a Sex Tape!!


The guy in this picture is definitely not me 🙂 How would I know? 😛

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don’t believe the kids should be given homework. – Bill Cosby

What will they think of me? What will be their reaction? Is it a new trend or do i miss something? Am I just outdated? Do I need to reboot my brain with a higher version of intellect? I feel the need to make one, just to make myself stay in the game and the assurance of it that I will be very very popular. Who doesn’t want to be popular? I do not know why people make sex tapes. Is it the road to fame? I do not have an answer, but if the answer is yes, wait up, I am definitely taking that ride. But is it? Really?
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I am fat and I know it!!

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Lord, If I can’t be skinny, please, let all my friends be fat! – Unknown

My first thought was liposuction this time, everything seems to fail, yes, this is what they called rock bottom and I am hitting it hard for the second time. I used to be perfectly slim and I thought I had gone through this fatness thing. But like a devil in disguise it crawls back to me and I honestly hate it. Am I really obese again?
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LIFE: Medical Student – II


Life out here is raw
But we will never stop
We will never quit – Metallica (Whiplash )

It’s 3:30 in the evening and another 30 tiring more minutes is freedom. Sitting at the back as usual, squeezing his big body into a bee size so his teacher won’t be able to see him. Because, she likes asking him questions and somehow she never missed asking him one, but today his trick seems work or his friend sitting in front of him is so bigger than him that he somehow disappeared from his teacher’s view.
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One Direction

“All the world’s a stage,
And all the men and women merely players,
They have their exits and entrances,
And one man in his time plays many parts..”

–William Shakespeare (The Seven Ages of Man)

I have some friends on Facebook who are as they are crazy or let me say die-hard fans of one English-Irish pop boy band called ‘One Direction.’ I have no intention to blog about the band by praising them or giving them a nice and tight slap on their faces. But, I am trying to write something all the while controlling myself not to throw up.
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